PENNY: You have a problem with Justin staying with me?
LEONARD: What was your first clue?
*Sheldon rolls dice in Research Lab game for Leonard*
SHELDON: Uh-oh, INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENT!
PENNY: You know what, don’t talk to me like I’m an idiot…
LEONARD: I’m not talking to you like you’re an idiot … I’m saying the whole IDEA is IDIOTIC!
SHELDON: (to Leonard) You accidentally stare at a helium-argon laser and lose one turn and a retina…
PENNY: How is that not talking to me like I’m an idiot? It’s my friend, it’s my couch, and it’s my FREAKIN’ LIFE!
SHELDON: It’s also your roll…
LEONARD: You know what, it is your life, and if you wanna have some stupid guitarist stay on your couch, then FINE … Why don’t you just rent some bunk beds and invite THE BLACK EYED PEAS!
PENNY: Hey, if I wanna invite the entire lineup of LOLLAPALOOZA to sleep in my apartment, I WILL, and it’s none of your business!
LEONARD: Are you listening to yourself? Do you know how childish you sound right now?
PENNY: Oh, now I’m a child! Well, at least I’m not an IDIOT anymore!
LEONARD: The two aren’t mutally exclusive!
PENNY: Oh, you are such a -
*Sheldon puts ice in blender and starts it*
PENNY: What the hell is he doing?
LEONARD: He’s drowning us out … He doesn’t like fighting!
PENNY: Sheldon, just stop! The fight is over! (to Leonard) Oh, and FYI, you never even HEARD of The Black Eyed Peas until you met ME! *leaves apartment*
LEONARD: I heard of ‘em! … Didn’t know they were a BAND!
Powdered Toast Man is my spirit animal.