aquariumspast:

PENNY: You have a problem with Justin staying with me?

LEONARD: What was your first clue?

*Sheldon rolls dice in Research Lab game for Leonard*

SHELDON: Uh-oh, INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENT!

PENNY: You know what, don’t talk to me like I’m an idiot…

LEONARD: I’m not talking to you like you’re an idiot … I’m saying the whole IDEA is IDIOTIC!

SHELDON: (to Leonard) You accidentally stare at a helium-argon laser and lose one turn and a retina…

PENNY: How is that not talking to me like I’m an idiot? It’s my friend, it’s my couch, and it’s my FREAKIN’ LIFE!

SHELDON: It’s also your roll…

LEONARD: You know what, it is your life, and if you wanna have some stupid guitarist stay on your couch, then FINE … Why don’t you just rent some bunk beds and invite THE BLACK EYED PEAS!

PENNY: Hey, if I wanna invite the entire lineup of LOLLAPALOOZA to sleep in my apartment, I WILL, and it’s none of your business!

LEONARD: Are you listening to yourself? Do you know how childish you sound right now?

PENNY: Oh, now I’m a child! Well, at least I’m not an IDIOT anymore!

LEONARD: The two aren’t mutally exclusive!

PENNY: Oh, you are such a -

*Sheldon puts ice in blender and starts it*

PENNY: What the hell is he doing?

LEONARD: He’s drowning us out … He doesn’t like fighting!

PENNY: Sheldon, just stop! The fight is over! (to Leonard) Oh, and FYI, you never even HEARD of The Black Eyed Peas until you met ME! *leaves apartment*

LEONARD: I heard of ‘em! … Didn’t know they were a BAND!

i-have-words:

Sheldon

Sheldon with all his pussy’s.

Words to live by.

wilwheaton:

Powdered Toast Man is my spirit animal.